Tempting as it might be (and I'm sure you're joking), don't. There was a case about this and the employee whose ears were permanently damaged won the lawsuit.
Same here as W.C. above! Except I own an event planning & design company. Funny that the number is listed as Beaverton, but the same Kurt at ext. 105 with "GMA Properties" in Vancouver called me. Too bad GMA Properties in Vancouver doesn't exist.