Loves being called a f*cking b*tch on the phone by a telemarketer who: 1) Asks for a person no longer employed here, and 2) then proceeds to ask for "the new owner", and 3) when told he is unavailable due to a family emergency, starts having the biggest 3 year old temper tantrum on the other end. But, hey, he spoke perfect English, so at least I know he wasn't calling from overseas