Got a voicemail last night guy by the name Agent Ross saying I was under investigation and to call between 9am to 4pm. I always search number and check, I know my taxes are fine.
Received the same call from Don or Dan. Returned the call and told them my name was Mohammed Jugdish (figure they can make up names so can I) and that I wasn't paying. They threatened to send the police. I informed them that I would be easy to identify since I would sitting naked on the porch. I've called back twice since and asked if I had enough time to go to the store since I needed more beer.
Thinking of having employees call and giving whoever has the best conversation an extra day off.