I've been getting calls from them claiming to be from PG&E and asking for my info
first time they called, I asked them what they had on file, and he hung up
this time, it was a lady, and she was just sputtering out some [***] about saving 8% on my bill, and whatever
she totally didn't even know what she was talking about
obviously trying to con me
and I went along with it up until she asked my info
gave them the name butte herts as the name
and wrong info
asked them if it was the same info they had on file, because they claimed to be "verifying"
she said yes
and after that she seemed to get a little better at talking, like she was thinking I was about to be suckered into this
and when she asked if I had any questions:
me: yeah! I'm pretty sure I heard about your company (spark electric, with PG&E) from a friend of mine! Heard it was a great service.
her: *excited* glad to hear it
me: He told me that when the papers were delivered to him, the chick blew him
her: .......what?
me: yeah, this is the same company, right? the courier sucked his dick. After that, he [***] her in the [***]. same one?
her: .................................um... I don't... wait, what? I don't understand
me: she sucked his dick, and then he placed his [***] inside her butt
her: ......
me: and [***]
her: wrong company
me: OH [***], I thought this was that company. No I'm not interested, thank you
her: ok *click*
then I [***] busted up
These clowns have been calling me for the past couple of weeks. The first time I talked to the TELEMARKETER (caps for emphasis), it was like pulling teeth to get him to admit he actually was NOT representing PG&E. They've been calling almost on a daily basis since. I checked the area code & found out they're in f@#$%^&in' ALABAMA!
Today I was not in the greatest mood when I received their call, so I unleashed on the dude by playing up every deep south stereotype that came to mind - I told the caller in the most ridiculously affected trailer-drawl that "The south will rise again!" & Bull Connor deserves a national holiday, to which he said "uh... OK". When I said that southern breeding behaviour is remarkably efficient in that one's mother can also be their aunt, he cracked up & said he was going to put me on speaker. I heard some unintelligible voice in the background, then they hung up. Pricks. DO NOT PICK UP A CALL FROM THIS NUMBER.