I love it! I do the same thing when they call. I tell them I am Sheriff so & so and they called a crime scene. They will not need to cooperate with me by giving me information I need or the police will be sent to arrest them. It is a crime to not cooperate with the police in an investigation. What is your full name and complete address. What is you ss #, what is the complete name and address of the company you work for, and what is the complete name and address of the owner of the company. Usually, they hang up before getting this far.
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politicians, name unavailable, short surveyors, anonymous, out of area, scammers, liars, robo-callers, and other entities that have wasted their limited time here on Earth by calling my heavily screened phone without leaving a message.
If I liked your politics even though you got caught breaking the law and then lied about it, I would already know about you and might vote for you anyway if you are less of a crook than your opponent.
If your name is out of area, anonymous, or unavailable, then so am I.
When your script stars with “this is not a sales call” and then you proceed to try to sell me something, how can I believe anything that you say afterwards? I have never even met you before and you start out our conversation by lying to me.
Yes, I will be glad to participate in a short survey. My fee for giving you information that you will later sell is $2.00 a question with a minimum of 25 questions. How would like to pay for that? I accept Mastercard and PayPal.
If my computer is causing you problems by calling your server in India, maybe you should think about a better and more secure OS for your server like Linux or what I use, Mac OSX.