"Please stop what you're doing and listen to this very important message. And then a few seconds. I'm gonna give you access to a pre recorded message. That's gonna show you exactly how to start putting $10000 or more in your pocket in the next 10 to 14 days and $10000 OR more every 10 to 14 days after that this message will absolutely blow your mind. So press one right now if you wanna find out exactly put $10000 or more of your pocket every 10 to 14 days. I guarantee you have never seen anything like this. Up until now. So press one right now to get all the details, or press 9 and I do you know if you'll never hear from you again."
This windbag loves the sound of his own voice. Press 1 to go to another prerecorded windbag about "make six figures!" and call back to hear the windbag start over. Last time they called me from 402-892-7000. Hard to forget such a breathy and nasally voice as that.