Feeling pretty lucky that someone called me (he wants me to call back!) to warn me that the IRS issued an arrest warrant for me! Dang, probably all that money that they stole from me this year! :-D :-P
I got them to disconnect their phone by using an auto redialer app to call them every 3 seconds and hang up after 1 minute, I got them to answer 40+ times before they unplugged their phone. Lmmfao :D