This is to inform you that we have received a case against you and we have to take stern actions against you and take you down into custody by tomorrow from the place of your employment , you can either contact us back on 347-786-7847 or get ready to get arrested and booked for criminal allegations and imprisonment there of.
Washington, D.C. Crime Bureau
I received a text message stating it was the Washington DC Crime Bureau and if I didn't call back immediately-they would "take strict actions and imprison" at my place of employment.
Ha ha. I got the same message. I totally laughed. I loved the part where they said, "We have to go ahead and take strict actions against you," as if they're the boss from Office Space.
I received the following text. You can see it was not received in proper order nor was it gramatically correct. I found this very odd and disturbing as we have no loans or debt other than a car payment and monthly utilities. Cray Cray
THE TEXT CAME FROM +1(202) 796-9993
1/3 CONTACT # 347-960-6497
WE HAVE REPEATEDLY ADVISED YOU OF YOUR LONG OVERDUE BUT DUE TO NO RESPONSE WE WILL TURN YOUR ACCOUNT TO STATE ATORNEYS OFFICE AND
3/3 MORNING AS STERN ACTIONS ARE TO BE TAKEN AGAINST YOU WASHINGTON DC CRIME BUREAU
2/3 THEN LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT TO COMMENCE SUIT WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY, WE ARE NOT GOING TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY PROSECUTIONS AT YOUR EMPLOYMENT TOMORROW