Hilarious. Just finished a day long email string with "Helena" where I jerked her around with fake information. So obviously a scam. Who falls for this idiot?
String below: (FYI: start reading from the bottom. Final message is the top one and you don't want to ruin the fun, now do you?)
It is not possible, "Helena Anders", because you are full of [***].
Good day.
M
On Tuesday, July 22, 2014 6:16 PM, Helena Anders <
[email protected]> wrote:
It is not possible.Please do not send me any message if you cannot admit to my terms.Thank you
On Wed, Jul 23, 2014 at 12:15 AM:
See below correspondence. I have no paypal account. But, the good news is, you can send me a check from your paypal account to my address. Easy breezy! When will you make payment?
Sent from my iPhone
On Jul 22, 2014, at 15:30, Helena Anders <
[email protected]> wrote:
> I need your PayPal email account to make the payment.Ok
>
>
> On Tue, Jul 22, 2014 at 9:26 PM:
>
> So, you'll send the paypal check to my address. Thanks.
>
> Sent from my iPhone
>
> On Jul 22, 2014, at 14:59, Helena Anders <
[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> Ok,kindly keep me posted.Thank you
>>
>>
>> On Tue, Jul 22, 2014 at 7:24 PM:
>>
>> It is a sad reality of life, I suppose, that those of us inept in technology are also limited by such. I have no pay pal account, but asked my son and I understand you can have a traditional check mailed to me from your pay pal.
>>
>> An apt solution indeed! Technology saves the day.
>>
>> M
>>
>> Sent from my iPhone
>>
>> On Jul 22, 2014, at 9:50, Helena Anders <
[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> Hello i would have come with cash or send money order but am an handicapped i cant walk all i have with me is my paypal account which has credit,for this reason i will be paying you via my paypal account.
>>>
>>>
>>> On Tue, Jul 22, 2014 at 7:35 AM:
>>>
>>> Helena,
>>>
>>> No paypal account. Cash only, or cashier's check. I'm just an old fussy fussy when it comes to technology.
>>>
>>> M
>>>
>>> Sent from my iPhone
>>>
>>> On Jul 22, 2014, at 7:55, Helena Anders <
[email protected]> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> Thank you so much,i have forwarded the address,kindly get back to me with your confirm paypal email account for me to make the payment.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> On Tue, Jul 22, 2014 at 5:00 AM:
>>>>
>>>> Helena,
>>>>
>>>> So sorry about your ALS. I want to help any way I can.
>>>>
>>>> Final cost is $400.
>>>>
>>>> My name is Marcus Binghimton
>>>>
>>>> Address is 15139 Riverside Dr, Brainerd MN.
>>>>
>>>> My father, too, had ALS. I hope you are fine.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> M.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> > On Jul 21, 2014, at 17:51, Helena Anders <
[email protected]> wrote:
>>>> >
>>>> > Hi,
>>>> > Thank you very much for the mail. So Sad im buying this for myself(im an handicapped and i need it to move myself), for this reason, I will not be able to come and see it and i would have call but due to the nature of my health i can speak louder due to my als ailment so am not using phone except only for text, but I will take your word that its in good condition. Just to let you know that you will not be responsible for shipping and handling. I have made an arrangement with a shipping company That will come to your location for pick up. Kindly provide me your full name and address, so i can forward it to the shipping company to calculate the pick up cost for me. Please get back to me as soon as possible with your last asking price.
>>>> >
>>>> > Regards.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Hello,i would like to buy your item.You can email or Kindly text me back at (404) 947-3685 to know more about it's condition.Thanks.
>>>>
>>>> Helena.