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I have received many calls from this company who claim to provide merchant payment processing. I have repeatedly asked them to remove me from their call route as they incorrectly have my personal, non-published phone number listed as a business they are trying to telemarket to. They are incredibly abusive and threatening and advise that if I refuse to provide my name, address, and other forms of personal information that they will call me every single day and make my life a living hell!!! This is not the first time I've reported this business and I feel so helpless to prevent this. They curse profusely and laugh as they threaten to call over and over again until I prove to them I'm not a business by giving all of my personal information. How can they get away with this?