They offered me two Thai girls in their early twenties who speak little to no English along with a bottle of Viagra if I signed a 2-year deal. The cherry on top was getting the NFL Ticket at no additional cost!
I declined, because I thought it might be that darned Chris Hansen on one of his little capers. If it sounds too goo to be true, it is. ;)
Directv called at 930 PM since I don't know anyone in NY state I didn't answer, no surprise they didn't leave a message. I called back and auto message did not even state what company it was, LOSER