They offered me two Thai girls in their early twenties who speak little to no English along with a bottle of Viagra if I signed a 2-year deal. The cherry on top was getting the NFL Ticket at no additional cost!
I declined, because I thought it might be that darned Chris Hansen on one of his little capers. If it sounds too goo to be true, it is. ;)
It is Direct TV. I have the CPR call blocker. I have blocked the phone number and the 516 area code. The bast**dsstill get through. I tried calling CPR but getting them to answer a phone is harder than reaching the president.