Guy calls and tells me how to hold down the Microsoft button. I ask "How did you get my phone number?" He tells me what my phone number is. I say "Yeah - you called ME." After a bit, I hung up. He called back and said it was important - and he would call every day because it was so important. I said I wouldn't do it. So he said "I WON'T LET YOU USE YOUR COMPUTER THEN!!" :)
message said they wanted to tell me about their weekend with John...before that it was a heavily accented man with the name of John Wilton that wanted to talk about my computer because it was in trouble. I laughed and laughed