Subhash from India called my house at 8:51 p.m. and told me they had noticed I had a virus on my Windows computer. I told him that I did not have a windows computer, that all of my computers are Apple. He then stated that I must be very rich and must have many girlfriends. I told him that I am and do. He then started to get graphic about what I do with those girlfriends. Time to hang up. What a bunch of third world losers.
When I get one of these calls I tell them that they have to contact our companies IT department and then give them the number to my local police department (non-emergency number, of course). Or else, I pretend like I'm hysterical and ask them to help me pray to get the devil out of my computer, or else I tell them that I'm going to get my computer, lay my phone down and wait for them to hang up. I've tried other things, but these are my favorites.