Well, you could do like their current CEO and claim that you were snorting coke and beating a hooker all night and they just caught you at a bad time the next day.....
...let's just say the guy is well aware that if they conduct business in a fraudulent manner using the US Mail, it adds that NICE charge of a FEDERAL crime called Mail Fraud to anything else that might come along.
Got a call from these guys this morning (SPAM) and got on Google to check out the number. Saw two or three forum posts that are from someone who's trying to do damage control. Posts read "Wow, was I wrong about these guys, they were calling me back about a job", and "how do I delete a complaint about Gulf Coast Western? They just hired me!" etc etc