You tell them dude! They called me and the work they did was amazing. They walked me through installing Windows 8.1 and iOS on my Commodore 64. After that they helped connect a cable modem to my 8-tracker player and I am now able to surf the web better than my desktop PC. Then they showed me how to turn my electric toothbrush into a WiFi repeater in order to increase the range of my router. On top that they gave my instructions on how to turn the router at the company I work for into a satellite dish. Let me tell you something the picture on the TV is amazing! The best part of all they showed me how to turn my old 10 channel cordless telephone into a CB radio and I am talking to people all over my area and if the conditions are right, I can talk to people all over the country!
If you are going to post a bogus story, try and put some thought into it.