A message from Sean Williams, department of legal affairs. Said I would need a lawyer as I had legal problems. His tone was threatening with  middle eastern accent. Foolishly called him back and said I was an attorney, and he said, "You're an attorney"?
When I said I was, he slammed the phone down. His message had ended with "have a blessed day", and "God bless", which I thought was odd for a 'department of legal affairs' agent.