I am a cat and I swear I can type in English for about 45 seconds after a bong hit. This dude called my owner up and was like, "Do you m wameow. meow.... meow... meowmeow meow, meow meooow...
Got a call just now (2pm MDT) on my cell phone. I was sitting at my laptop so I googled the number while it was still ringing. Sure glad I did. Funny thing is I got another call just like you guys are describing yesterday except it was on my land line. Caller ID said "Lower Interest" from 616.613.2100. Asked me to push 1. I just hung up though.