I'm so mad because I wad prepared with my story about why I really needed their home security. I was going to talk about how I had chopped up my ex boyfriend and hid his body parts in bags of herion or whatever and then start to threaten to cut up their private parts to feed to my dogs... But alas.... They hung up on me.
Child molester? Heard cries for help in the background, followed by what sounded like someone being hit, and a loud, angry male voice shouting, "GET OFF THAT GO**AMN PHONE!"