I got the same phone call in Oakland Ca.
Being i already saw this thread I kept them on the line by saying I was a 95 year old man
that only deals in cash living in Piedmont alone in a big house. (A affluent town in the hills of Oakland)
I mustve kept them on for awhile calling them everything in the book.. In a nice way of course..
I tried to get them to meet me at my shop (nonexistent) in a neighborhood in East Oakland called Sobrante Park.
either they took me off or they call me back. Either or. hee hee